"We Know Exactly Where You Are" Says C.U.M. Chief

Winston Watchings, Chief of the Central Unified Monitoring, issued a public statement today warning the on-the-run pedophile Bricked-Up Barry that his days are numbered.

He's cornered like a cat in an alley with Banjo48. Our men are on their way there right now.

This has been your daily update from Shelbert Shwarmson.

Shwarmson Knows. Shwarmson Tells.