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Villager Slave Labor is "The Future" According to Local Entrepreneur
Bill aimed at deregulating slave labor is aimed to reach Congress by as early as next week.
Shelbert Shwarmson
Saturday, June 28, 2025
Carl Coalman, an entrepreneur with the goal of providing limitless energy to the community, voiced a controversial opinion at a recent manufacturing convention.
Coalman: Our energy crisis could be solved with a large expendable workforce.
Moderator: Are you inferring we should consider slave labor?
Coalman: You said it, not me.
(Crowd cheers and carries Coalman off the stage.)
Regulators have already drafted a bill that would legalize mass exploitation of villagers with very little restrictions. This comes very soon after several villagers have gone missing. If anyone has seen them, please contact the authorities.