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Penis-Shaped Building Appears in Residential Neighborhood
Many are concerned that more phallic structures will begin construction soon.
Shelbert Shwarmson
Thursday, June 26, 2025
Henry Spock, a villager living near Barry’s, noticed a strangely shaft-and-balls-shaped structure appear recently.
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We don’t know why Henry felt the need to target certain minorities in his account.
Real estate agents estimate that land in the area could decrease in value by up to 15% in the next two weeks. This, along with the sudden disappearance of Henry and other villagers, could be the catalyst for an influx of home purchases among new homeowners who do not mind the sight of a beautiful johnson in their backyard.